The reckless boys fervently embraced their debaucherous opportunities.

Sounds like Animal House, doesn’t it?

I kind of know these guys. These are my people.

Working on the campus of a small private university, I’m perfectly aware that these things still go down, but not nearly as brazenly as when I was in college when people counted campus streakers by smacking them on the butt as they ran by, which is kind of a shame.

College doesn’t appear to be as fun as it was when I was in college.

Of course, we had no computers or cell phones, so we had a great deal more time on our hands to plot amusements and colleges didn’t have surveillance cameras recording our every move so we got away with a lot more stuff.

Those were the days.