I’ll just go ahead and say it: this piece reminds me of Trump. Mercurial, capricious, pouty. And he’s not the only example, just the most public. We all have these people in our lives; ones who kill opportunities as fast as they come along by their lack of impulse control.
I kind of enjoyed doing this piece as it was a bit cathartic. I hope someone else finds it equally so and takes it home as a reminder to behave as a normal, reasonable person should.